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Is it time for a sequel to Save the Last Dance about raising interracial children yet? Please?

I don’t want this coffee to end.
*Cries into coffee.*
*Drinks tears.*

Since when does my phone correct crotch to crotchboobs. Phone, you’re gross.

I know I’m tired cause I just thought, “Wow, I’ve been up for almost 24 hours. Good thing I’m not a boner.”

gang0fwolves:

Am I the meanest?

SHO NUFF

Am I the prettiest?

SHO NUFF

Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town? 

SHO NUFF

(via puciprincess)

Should I get a sweatshirt that says party poopin’ since 1991 or naw?

Since shit is a fertilizer maybe it’s not that bad that I constantly shit all over people’s ideas.

woolsox:

What if doctors had to get teardrop tattoos every time they had a patient die

What if every time someone killed a joke, they had to get a teardrop tattoo.

(via wendysteiner)

Eating a bagel in my underwear.
Good luck competing with this, the rest of my day.

woolsox:

What if doctors had to get teardrop tattoos every time they had a patient die

There’s such a premium placed on sass these days. It’s like excuse me, I was calling bitches out in the womb.

How I know I’m lazy: I have to pee medium bad, but I still haven’t gotten out of bed and prob won’t til it’s code red.

I want to thank my ass fat for catching my fall off the bus yesterday. I appreciate that you’ll always be there for me. Seriously, you’ll always be there, I have no plans to start working out.

How I know life is unfair: I have slight BO and am also freezing.

Just licked deodorant off my hand. Really thought it was gonna be cream cheese.